It’s rough being a guy. The whole sex thing, for instance: Even though it takes two to screw, somehow it’s your responsibility alone to make sure things don’t get stale. One might think that toys are an easy way to spice things up, but a woman may not respond favorably when you show her that sex swing you bought.

A more low-key option is to try some new condoms. We have a few unique sheaths to share that will add some flair to your performance, without making her think you’re a kinky bastard.

Inspiral Condoms

The traditional condom shape has been around for a while without a lot of change, making the seashell-shaped head of the Inspiral condom something of an anomaly. Seems strange, but this bizarre shape actually enhances sensation, twisting during your conjugal exercises into a spiral shape that provides friction in all the right places. Having earned rave reviews from GQ, Men’s Health, and pretty much every woman who has experienced it, this odd little jimmy hat will have both of you pleasantly surprised. $12.95 for one dozen

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Vibrating Condom Ring

No, it’s not a pink cock ring. Slip this puppy on over a condom and it will turn your dick into her very own vibrator. The device sends out mild vibrations that run down the condom, providing you with a happy little tingle while giving her waves of pleasure. When you’re all the way in, the tiny vibrating head of the ring will also gently tickle her outer bits, stimulating her even to further heights of sexual frenzy. $7.95

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Kama Sutra Condoms

For ages people have turned to the Kama Sutra for ideas about new positions. A contemporary book filled with such tawdry (and in some cases, physically impossible) positions would probably come off as slightly pervy. But since the Kama Sutra has been around for more than a millennium it’s considered ‘ancient wisdom’, and not nasty kink. Each of these condoms comes illustrated with one of 64 positions from the seminal smut manual, saving you from having to be creative, while giving her both a new angle of entry as well as the pleasant delusion that you’re having a mystical lovemaking experience. 10 for $25

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